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Scared Siamese Kitten.Funny Stuff!

cptnrin asked:

Izzy (Lynx Point Siamese) was playing, when the fake kitten scared her. I love it when she meows at it.

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pineapple upside-down cake

Have you ever noticed that some really good chefs seem to just keep getting better at what they do over time? But how do you know if your favorite chef should be thinking of retirement? Well, taste the stuff that they start to create when they hit the retirement years and you will find that they do create really funny stuff as they grow older.

Like, there was this one cook on a show who chose to use cornmeal in her pineapple upside-down cake – so instead of having a spongy tasty cake for the judges to taste, they got this brick-like concoction that literally fell flat. Not surprisingly that cook was eliminated from the cooking show contest. (Cooks like that need funny aprons to feel better, probably.)

One thing that a chef nearing his retirement might say (and which you should never believe, upon pain of death) is the cliché “how do you know you don’t like it when you haven’t tried it yet?” If you know a chef who likes to say this and is nearing his retirement, try to ease your way to a side door and beat a quick retreat. It helps if there are a lot of you willing victims in the group – no one will notice you when you escape to a kitchen with a younger chef manning the place. But that cliché does sound good when placed on funny aprons, though, doesn’t it? Not exactly really funny stuff, until you taste the chef’s concoctions. At times like that, you need to have baking soda stashed somewhere nearby for quick relief.

How do you tell a chef you like but is nearing retirement that it may be time to hang up his chef’s hat and choose a hobby instead? That’s pretty hard, and no funny aprons can relieve the chef of the pain of being told he is no longer needed or wanted as a chef. Maybe you ought to wait until he nearly chops off his hand with his own butcher knife one day to bring up the subject. Or maybe he could chop off his own hand one day while you’re busy doing something else and he brings up the subject himself. Either way, at some point, someone has to tell the chef that he is really getting old and so are the jokes on his funny aprons. That’s the bitter pill all chefs have to face at some point.

If your chef doesn’t feel like retiring his funny aprons or getting out of the kitchen, you could always head off his creating any really funny stuff as food and just get him to assist you with the minor stuffs. You know, like having him sort out ingredients and slice this and that. No major chopping chores or he’ll chop off his own hand (or maybe just a finger or two) which would be disastrous even though there’s material for a funny apron there. Good chefs never really retire actually - apparently, they just go into business thinking up really funny stuff to put on funny aprons. And some of them do quite well at that – even if they did manage to chop off a hand back when they were still chefs.

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Halo 3 Bloopers, Glitches, and Funny Stuff 2

LunarD3mon asked:

*Be sure to watch in High Quality* The long awaited sequel to the very popular “Halo 3 Bloopers, Glitches, and Funny Stuff”. I hope you all like this one as much as you liked the original. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Apron One Liners

Have you ever noticed that the really funny stuffs that you can see on the really funny aprons out there are usually one-liners? The reason is that one-liners are the best types of jokes. They hit your funny bone with one or two punchlines and you remember them the best. Sometimes, you might remember the one-liners on funny aprons more than the recipes you should be memorizing and that means you won’t make it as a chef but you will make it as a stand-up joker.

That’s the problem with being a chef too nowadays – people don’t just want to be taught how to cook, they want their chefs to be comedians as well. And that’s a tough job requirement to impose on a chef who already has to work under a pressure cooker environment coming up with four dishes to cook at one time that all have to look great, taste great and are completely original. You can already hear the chefs out there whining “and you want me to be a comedian on top of all that? Come on!”

Yes, it’s true that being a chef is a hard job. And we shouldn’t blame them if they find it hard to be comedians at the same time. Sometimes, the best jokes are those that are unexpected, like when a chef forgets a dish is on the stove and accidentally burns it. At that point, your favorite chef might turn to his audience and say “maybe you should pretend you didn’t see that.” A great one-liner that all chefs should keep in stock, in case they ever burn a dish and ruin their reputations with one swift TV show episode.

Sometimes, one-liners can also bring down the spirits of even the most inspired chef. Like, imagine a judge tasting a new pizza made by a chef then telling the chef “you can’t seem to make up your mind whether you want to make a pizza or a sandwich.” Oh my word, how many chefs have been slain to the core by such one-liners. One-liners like that can really make a chef want to become a golf caddy instead – or at least find kinder judges to taste their work when necessary.

That’s where funny aprons come into the picture – the really funny stuffs placed on funny aprons (if they happen to be really funny stuff, that is) help the chef to feel better and lighten up the tense atmosphere created by too much steam from their cooking responsibilities and too much hype about the chef’s expertise. A chef who takes his crafts so seriously, that he would live or die by how his/her audience perceives his/her cooking, will either die of hypertension at an early age, or shame when he/she received disapproval on his/her cooking. For this reason, chefs have junior chefs on hand all the time, actually – they keep the chef from committing suicide when his dish fails to produce accolades. Did that sound like a one-liner to you?

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celebrity nip slip competition

All funny pictures exist to make us laugh and feel good. It’s such a relief to know that there are thousands of websites posting hilarious, droll, crazy or silly images. But the most popular and sought after by most of the people are the celeb pics, especially celebrity nip slip funny pictures.

Why are there so many funny stuff websites and what do they want from us? That’s easy: funny staff sites are the future of the entertainment of the internet. For instance, uvug.com clearly states on its home page that it is in the business of “the funniest videos, photos, ebay auctions, and any other weird stuff we find’. These sites have non-commercial purposes and what’s more the funny pictures and others alike are all for free. Sure, they have sponsors who place banners on their sites and it would be a courtesy from us seeing what they are all about. But for the rest, this is what webmasters of funny pictures sites would like from us: view, giggle, or burst into laughter… maybe find a good tip or two… download whatever we find interesting, humorous or worthy to be send to the others… then walk away in a good mood. That’s it!

Entertainment sites have many categories of funny stuff. So anyone can choose from funny pictures or videos with animals, babies or celebs, games, jokes, fights, deals or George Bush. If try to make a statistics, you’ll find that the most prosperous and abounding of all categories would be the one showing celebs pics. Why? Common, it’s not everyday you see a celebrity without makeup, smoking, eating with a big wide-open mouth or giving the finger. And what’s more, the entire masculine community in the universe and the Hollywood gossip would kill to have the hottest and up-to-the-minute celebrity nip slip funny pictures.

Celebrity nip slips are considered more or less accidentally revealed. Although the degree of intentionality with some of the celebs is to be argued. Since all the celebs, especially female celebs, are constantly chased by armies of paparazzi, it is quite normal after all for such innocent accidents to happen and be promptly put on tape. The more famous a celeb is, the more paparazzi and cameras are around her and the quicker the celebrity nip slip, when it happens, is broadcasted.

But why are paparazzi so crazy about shooting celebrity nip slips? Simply because nipples are “forbidden fruits” and that is what makes them so appealing and tempting. There is one thing that needs to be clarified though: nobody swarms for funny pictures showing male celebrity nip slips, because men shirtless pics are readily available anytime almost anywhere, while celebs women nips are not always willingly presented. One more reason for paparazzi to exist and do their job: taking funny pictures of celebrity nip slips on various places, such as beaches, red carpets or movie shooting places.

Some of the celebs are famous for their frequent nip slips. Take Lindsay Lohan for example! When it comes to celebrity nip slips, this young, artistically gifted and big tited actress rules! One occasional slip happen one night on the way to her car, while another “innocent” mishap occurred precisely during a televised show. These accidents granted miss Lohan the pool position in the celebrity nip slip competition and a lot of advertising. Naturally, we wonder: were they really accidents? Maybe at the beginning.

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GTA 4 gameplay (6) funny stuff 2

Hasenfreak1995 asked:

Oh man… That´s so crazy,i always have to laugh.Hope you too. It took about 40 hours work to make this video. Enjoy ^^

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MICHAEL JACKSON FUNNY STUFF PART 4 (Original Upload)

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GUYS THIS IS THE FULL VERSION OF MJFS 4!!! ON THIS EPISODE: MICHAEL 4GETS HIS OWN DANCE STEPS HE GETS ANGRY WITHOUT HIS “SPEECH” PAPER HE MAKES A RECREATION OF A 5 YEAR OLD xD! Honors for this video: #26 - Top Favorites (Today) - Mexico #1 - Top Favorites (Today) - Comedy - Mexico #26 - Top Rated (Today) - Mexico #1 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy - Mexico #9 - Most Discussed (Today) #3 - Most Discussed (Today) - Entretenimiento #25 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Entretenimiento #70 - Top …

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Karate Kid Vs Gangster - Funny Stuff

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FUNNY STUFF

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Funny stuff

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